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buggery ([personal profile] buggery) wrote2003-11-10 03:55 pm

Reason #496 Why YOU Should Be Reading THE AUTHORITY

Reason #496 Why YOU Should Be Reading DC Comics' The AUTHORITY:

[Mission Briefing on the Carrier.]

Jack Hawksmoor: Salt Lake City was levelled this morning by an unidentified super-powered being with a voice like Chaka Khan and vocal cords laced with nuclear weapons. She blasted the city to pieces with a barrage of Osmond songs. Made my ears bleed when I 'read' the ruins.

The Midnighter: That's a mean weapon.

Apollo: I don't know, some of their stuff's okay.

The Midnighter: Says the man who tortures me with Doris Day soundtracks.

from vol. 2 issue 7, Jan. 2004 "Godhead, Episode Two"

Previous reasons include #1: Apollo and the Midnighter, the out m/m superhero couple; and #75: The Authority freed Tibet.

Free Tibet