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Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
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thete1's latest journal title. (Following "Who's touching Tim today?" and "Always lead with crotch." and, most recently, "Kryp-tease.") I don't know about anybody else, but I have noticed some desperately inappropriately humourous juxtapositions of this new title with certain of Te's icons.
One was a lark. Two was a happy coincidence.
Three made me need to put together a Top Ten list.
Warning: Do not attempt to eat or drink while reading beyond this point.
TOP TEN MOST INAPPROPRIATE ICONS TO SEE JUXTAPOSED WITH TE'S JOURNAL TITLE
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10. This one's really a gimme.
And not just because Clark/toon!Tim is a pairing Te's known for. Really hardly at all to do with that, honestly.
9. Te gives Clark just as many -- if not more -- opportunities to play with comics!Tim, of course.
Look, I didn't draw him like that, people.
8. "I learnt it by watching YOU!"
It's hard to blame Clark when the birdboys keep, er, positioning like that.
7. You knew Bruce had to show up sometime.
(Yes, that's Bruce. I *know*. But seriously, do you think circus acrobats would be hot for him if he *couldn't*?)
6. I almost want to put this higher up, since Clark/Diana is (sporadically) canonical.
This being a Te-specific list, however, two words are operative: titty fuck.
5. It's like a multiple-choice icon!
Clark loves, respects and pervs on women. Not to mention anyone in a Robin suit.
4. The faint of heart may wish to consider Clark's penis going in Barry's hand.
Come on, though, why do you suppose Clark really 'rescues' so *many* kitties from trees?
3. All the other Robins are here, it's only fair.
Clark has wet dreams about getting this answer to the question implicit in Te's journal title.
2. As the keyword text tells us, "Kon has a *super* ass." [emphasis mine]
This gets additional bonus points because Kon is conversing with Clark in the panel the icon was cropped from.
But, the winner really had to be...
1. All that *and*
Poor Tim. "Complicated" doesn't even begin to touch it, huh?
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thete1's latest journal title. (Following "Who's touching Tim today?" and "Always lead with crotch." and, most recently, "Kryp-tease.") I don't know about anybody else, but I have noticed some desperately inappropriately humourous juxtapositions of this new title with certain of Te's icons.One was a lark. Two was a happy coincidence.
Three made me need to put together a Top Ten list.
Warning: Do not attempt to eat or drink while reading beyond this point.
TOP TEN MOST INAPPROPRIATE ICONS TO SEE JUXTAPOSED WITH TE'S JOURNAL TITLE
For maximum enjoyment, be sure to hover your mouse over each icon!
10. This one's really a gimme.
And not just because Clark/toon!Tim is a pairing Te's known for. Really hardly at all to do with that, honestly.
9. Te gives Clark just as many -- if not more -- opportunities to play with comics!Tim, of course.
Look, I didn't draw him like that, people.
8. "I learnt it by watching YOU!"
It's hard to blame Clark when the birdboys keep, er, positioning like that.
7. You knew Bruce had to show up sometime.
(Yes, that's Bruce. I *know*. But seriously, do you think circus acrobats would be hot for him if he *couldn't*?)
6. I almost want to put this higher up, since Clark/Diana is (sporadically) canonical.
This being a Te-specific list, however, two words are operative: titty fuck.
5. It's like a multiple-choice icon!
Clark loves, respects and pervs on women. Not to mention anyone in a Robin suit.
4. The faint of heart may wish to consider Clark's penis going in Barry's hand.
Come on, though, why do you suppose Clark really 'rescues' so *many* kitties from trees?
3. All the other Robins are here, it's only fair.
Clark has wet dreams about getting this answer to the question implicit in Te's journal title.
2. As the keyword text tells us, "Kon has a *super* ass." [emphasis mine]
This gets additional bonus points because Kon is conversing with Clark in the panel the icon was cropped from.
But, the winner really had to be...
1. All that *and*
Poor Tim. "Complicated" doesn't even begin to touch it, huh?
Refurbished laptop computer: $500 plus shipping
LiveJournal account: $19.95 per year
Having the perfect icon for a post: PRICELESS.
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See, I don't know if I want to change the title IMMEDIATELY or KEEP IT FOREVER.
Face/Palm = BFF.
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I am laughing so hard right now, it hurts.
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*sobs with laughter* I couldn't believe you'd started with #10 (I mean! his feet are already in the air!), till I read onwards.
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It *so* much is.
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Thankfully, I
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