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[buggery]

Don't threaten me with Clark/Lana fic. I can do it ickier than you can.



"Lana," he panted, "Lana-!"

Her slender legs tightened around his waist; her wet heat tightened around his cock. Lana's effervescent eyes widened and she moaned. He felt her spasming. With one last thrust, he was coming, too... Suddenly she screamed, pushing at his arms. He pulled out, but too late: blood was seeping from between her legs, from new wounds in her abdomen.

The lust in her doe eyes had turned to pain and terror, and as he watched, even that faded. Limp in his arms, sweet, beautiful Lana stared up at the ceiling, at nothing.

"Lana!" he cried. "Nooooo!"

Comments

[edie22.livejournal.com]

you are one sick little monkey. I like that.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Yet more perversity brought to you courtesy of all Jenn's fault.

[tresca.livejournal.com]

Wow with the evil.

I'm impressed.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

I'd rather be writing evil slashfic than evil hetfic ::glares at Jenn:: but glad to have made an impression.

hey!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I was trying to be entertaining! Not my fault trauma resulted....

jenn

Re: hey!

[buggery.livejournal.com]

And on what planet, exactly, is Clark/Lana entertaining? Bizarro-world?

You were being evil. Admit it.

Re: hey!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*shocked*

Like *I* would do such a thing. Pshaw. I was TRYING to be inspirational. Muse-like. Encouraging, even.

Really.

*sticks out tongue*

Re: hey!

[buggery.livejournal.com]

You are fooling no one. No. One.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of that old story, "Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue."

[buggery.livejournal.com]

That would be the deliberate Niven shout-out. Glad someone caught it... I actually disagree with Larry on the mechanics of supersex, but couldn't resist the opportunity to reunite Lana with her parentcakes.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

ditto that. Would it be terribly evil of me to say that I liked the evilness of this hetfic?

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Hey, I wrote it, so consider how much more evil that makes me. Isn't there some saying about how evils of a leather hang together?

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

mmm....leather.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

I would never inflict that on Lex! Or, if I did, he'd be fanon-super-fast-healing-Lex and it would just inspire him to come up with some creative way for them to still be able to have sex. Mmm, scientist!Lex, yummy...

Hmmm

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

I think it says something disturbing about me that I was glad when she died. Really. I mean really glad. *sigh*

Still. Good work. Thanks for killing her. *g*

Re: Hmmm

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Thanks for killing her.

Oh believe me, the pleasure was mine.

Only in a dimension sufficiently removed from our own for Clark to have killer Kryptonian super-semen would he and Lana actually have sex, and even then it takes her dying to make it worthwhile to me.

Why no, I don't much care for Lana.

Also, I'm madly in love with your Tomorrowland icon.

Re: Hmmm

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Also, I'm madly in love with your Tomorrowland icon.

Hee! Thanks, gossamer made it for me. She just rocks my socks off. I am absurdly pleased with it myself.

In the bigger version, you can see Clark's shirt better and it has Mickey and Minnie staring into each other's eyes with little hearts between them. It is so perfect. Heh.