Date: 2006-09-26 07:56 am (UTC)
So like, there's this wicked nasty forest full of crazy stuff -- little people living in burrows, this horndog wolf drooling for one sexy-mama stripper as she goes by. All kinds of whack, you see what I'm sayin'? Hey, listen to me when I tell you a story, kid! Quit looking at that TV. Beastie'll come out when she's good and ready.

In the forest is an acrobat guy. He's one of those nutjobs who wears a mask and goes around beating the crap out of people for justice. Hot, but he's a corkscrew in the sack of hammers, you know? A little twisted in the head.

And with him's the smokinest alien outside of that pay-per-view I saw once. Can't go past the tentacles for good animated fun, see what I'm saying? But this chick's as good as it gets without sucker caps. From the race of Vulcans, which for the record? Nothing to do with volcanoes.

They're walking together and they suddenly get hit by this mating ritual, and they're tearin' at each others' clothes and putting mouths and fingers in all kinds of fun places, and everything's all hot and wet and hungry and -- hey, look at the well on the TV! We got showtime. Ready for some action, Sammy?
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