Jack's House of Buggery

So I realised recently that it's been over a year since I posted any fic here. Granted, I've been largely gafiated, and also mostly not writing (you didn't think I was writing and hoarding it all away to myself, I hope), but still. The main purpose of this LJ is inflicting sharing my fanfic with the world.

Somewhat more recently, it's occurred to me that 1 April is a fine day for posting humorous stories. (Not prank stories; I'm inclined to look on a tradition based on Christian disdain for pre-Christian traditions with a jaundiced eye.) It lets me get into the spirit of fun that's come to be associated with the day without feeling like I'm marginalising anyone.

And in that spirit, I present:

( Auld Lang Syne (Gotham) -- Nightwing | Dick Grayson ...and 'friends' )

Edited to add: Several people audienced this story for me, back before I nearly forgot to post it. I cannot remember who they are, because I suck, but if they remind me in comments, I will give credit where it's due.


It's only logical: Not all DCU fic by the Jack is humour
It's also logical: Not all Jack's fanfiction is DCU-based

...to all some, specifically those of a DC-comics bent who aren't squicked by villain pairings in general or either of these blokes in particular.

Hey, neither yuletide nor jbbs are up quite yet, so what better time to post? I ask you.


A week ago, thete1, monkeycrackmary and brown_betty were passing the crack-pipe round chatting about 'One Year Later' and what it might mean for various characters. (Read more...) or ignore the fake-cut link to the posted log and just read the relevant portion here:

[01:10] Mary: It's One Year Later... Hush is Catwoman.
[01:10] Mary: It's One Year Later... Hush is Aquaman.
[...]
[01:15] Te: AND ALSO SLADE
[01:15] Te: He renames himself Slash, and thus excuses the fact that I keep typing that anyway for 'Slade.'
[01:15] Mary: It's One Year Later... Slade is the entire cast of the Titans.
[01:15] Mary: AHAHAHA.
[01:15] Mary: SLASH IS THE NAME OF THE SLADE/HUSH PAIRING
[01:16] Mary: I DEMAND IT BE SO.

So, quite naturally (oh, come on, have you read anything by Mary? Ever? She can make the most forgettable or detestable characters fascinating and endearing) I said, "So is Mary going to write some Slash? Because now I want it."


( Uh, okay, apparently *I* wrote some. ::facepalms:: MARY MADE ME DO IT. SHE HAS POWERS. THING. )


I would just like to point out for the record that this is SQUARELY MARY'S FAULT.




Most of Jack's other DCU stories are not quite so crack-addled
No promises about crack levels in non-DCU stories by the Jack

This is all Te's fault. By which I mean, thanks to thete1 for inspiration; to monkeycrackmary, petronelle and thete1 for audiencing; and to brown_betty for a frustrating (for her) beta.

Title taken from the song "Redwing" by Dan Messe, which, again, thete1. (Someday, I will hear this song, instead of just reading the lyrics.)

Contains themes some readers may find disturbing, but no explicit or violent language. Is safe for my mother (though not necessarily yours) to read.

Still with me? Okay, story.


( Don't Mean To )

I want more fanfiction about characters like these by you, Jack
I want more stories by the Jack, and I'm not picky about fandoms

Title: Reflects the Darker Passion
Fandom: DC Comics (BIRDS OF PREY)
Pairing: Barbara Gordon/Dinah Lance
Author: the Jack
Summary: The Birds are on the hunt.
Spoilers: References events introduced in BoP #75 and the War Games storyline in the Gotham titles, as well as numerous older comics.
Rating: SC for Suggestive and Creepy
Disclaimer: Nobody herein belongs to me, but their trademark holders have grievously underused most of them; I've taken the opportunity to let some deserving characters do something for a change. Tacoma, WA is a real place and belongs to its taxpayers.
Notes and Acknowledgments: Follow the story.

( Reflects the Darker Passion )

Notes: Futurefic. Not necessarily AU at time of writing, but certain to become more clearly so as time goes on, and intended as AU. The future posited has eaten my head and there's a good likelihood of sequels. There's an excellent chance that anyone reading will be unfamiliar with at least one of the characters referred to in the story, but google is a treasure of a research tool.

Acknowledgments: Written for Rysler (joran) in the femslash05 challenge organised by Sophia Jirafe (sophia_helix). Thanks to my assigned recipient for giving me carte blanche to play with Huntress, Oracle, Batgirl, Black Canary, Renee, and/or Shiva in any combination; thanks to Te thete1 for pointing me in an intriguing direction when I was flailing at all the possibilities. Additional thanks to Te, Livia liviapenn and Petra petronelle for audiencing and sharing beta thoughts which helped me make this story better. Finally, thanks to Jean-Francois cccarioca and Prop notpoetry for lending their knowledge of archery for my reference, and to Ang evadne_ for sharing fantastic info about Dawn Granger (although she didn't make it into this story, even by mention, she's there in my head; she stays in one of those cabins regularly). Title taken from "The Great Response" by Alice Mary Buckton.


Cross-posted to femslash05; feedback welcome there or here.


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You all remember the crack generator, right? (That's the extra-cracktastic one with porn cliches like sex pollen and amnesia mixed in.) Well, Te and I were playing with it again.

I think 'both write a story based on the same generator result' is my new favourite version of the crack game...

Dick Grayson and/or Lois Lane ...encounter a spankbot

( Ladysitting )

Te's take on the same generator result is here.


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Happy birthday to the Keeper of the Shrines to the Even-Numbered Robins! May your day be (or have been, considering it's almost over already Down Under) full of fun and squee.

I wrote you a story. I'd say you could archve it at the oscillating domain, but this is a Robin you haven't made a site for ...yet. ::grins::

Story notes: Carrie Kelley, 250 words. Will make little sense to those fortunate enough to be unfamiliar with The Dark Knight Returns and The Dark Knight Strikes Again.

( Robin For, Robin To, Robin Aye )

You and Te were right all along, Mary: When life hands you DKSA, make lemonade.

Sorry the title's so lame, but I'm a hopeless paronomaniac.


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So notpoetry and I were chatting about part two of the JLU season finale ("The Once and Future Thing") a few hours ago, and naturally with as many hot characters as were crammed into proximity and shown interacting, porny thoughts were paramount.

I took one of my dialogue sniplets and expanded it into a drabble. (Look, derryderrydown, it's exactly 100 words!)

If you can't fathom how this situation could come to pass after watching the ep... uh... ::blames it all on Prop::

( Three Batmen in a bed... )


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I have tons of other people's fic and meta yet to respond to (LJ, why must you be so interesting?), from the last couple of days on top of older stuff I'm still not caught up on, not to mention all the (many and thought-provoking) comments on my own meta poll I posted yesterday. But I decided I should post this while it's fresh.

Begun as chatporn to lift Te's mood during the LJ blackout; beaten into the form of an actual story for that same Kink Challlenge which Te posted this and this for.

Set in the animated universe, rather than the comics, for a change. I've tried writing toon!Tim porn before, and succeeded in Timmy slash if not, quite, smut. This time? Well, there's certainly sex herein. And also Dick!

( Bird-boys TOGETHER... )

Thanks to Te for audiencing and for invaluable beta suggestions, including this important reminder: "You can get away with a lot when it comes to toon!Tim. Bukkake, spankings, gratuitous bondage, bisexuality... but not semi-colons."


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So Te and I were chatting. And then I came across this image in wonder_chico's journal -- link not work-safe.

And we chatted some more. And then this story-type thing happened.

( Apparition )

Minimally edited from original chatporn format. Um. I blame Jeph Loeb and Judd Winick for not doing it this way to begin with.



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Yeah, so, this idea had been kicking round my head lately, and this morning I decided to see whether I could get it out in coherent fashion. No doubt because I *ought* to be working on my two Secret Santa assignments, this one flowed. I had the first draft done in less than forty-five minutes. It took me longer to find a title.

Anyway, a Gotham story. Notes follow.


( From Childhood's Hour )

Many thanks to lcsbanana and jamjar for audiencing.



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