It's been going around like a kryptonite-enhanced rhinovirus, so it was bound to wind up here sooner or later. I just decided to go with sooner, before everyone was sick to death of it.
Ganked from all bloody over my friends and friendsfriends lists:
I want Jack
buggery to write _____________.
Jack
buggery should get a clue and stop writing _________.
_______ would make Jack
buggery's stories better.
If Jack
buggery writes _________ one more time, I'll kick h ass because it's so annoying.
Jack
buggery should rewrite __________ and change _________.
Jack
buggery should ____________ in h next story.
Jack
buggery should use the word(s) __________ in h next story.
And my own addition, because in moving files from old PC to newer PC I have come to be amazed and a little frightened by the sheer volume of my WIPs:
Jack
buggery should finish writing ____________, already!
I know what a lot of the question #2 answers are going to be, especially after
the story I posted overnight (which wasn't even explicit!), heh heh.
If you don't have answers for all the blanks, fill in the ones you can. I'm definitely feeling back in the writing swing of things, so any words provided via the (original) last question will be worked into stories if at all possible. But don't be afraid to answer the critical questions; I'm always looking for frank and honest literary criticism (of the constructive, not the "you suck!" sort), and I promise my friends won't all flame you if you suggest, for example, that possibly I could stand to pack fewer words and clauses into some of my sentences. ::cough::