I accidentally shaved my legs today. It's not as funny as it sounds.
Of course you want to know "but how could you have accidentally shaved your legs?" (And you're probably thinking odd thoughts along the lines of Freudian slips and what constitutes a feminist principle and hey, wtf gender is Jack, anyway?)
It's not all that exciting -- though it was surprising, to me at least. I got over-enthusiastic exfoliating with my pumice stone, never thinking that a freaking rock could function as a razor. Well, you learn something new every day, and all that.
Fortunately the hair's not all gone; just where it was sparsest to begin with, mostly around my ankles. And I think I have razor burn. Or pumice burn, I guess.
Hm. I think this may be my most embarassing, personal, TMI post ever (that wasn't friends-locked). But hey, isn't that what a public diary is meant to be for?
Of course you want to know "but how could you have accidentally shaved your legs?" (And you're probably thinking odd thoughts along the lines of Freudian slips and what constitutes a feminist principle and hey, wtf gender is Jack, anyway?)
It's not all that exciting -- though it was surprising, to me at least. I got over-enthusiastic exfoliating with my pumice stone, never thinking that a freaking rock could function as a razor. Well, you learn something new every day, and all that.
Fortunately the hair's not all gone; just where it was sparsest to begin with, mostly around my ankles. And I think I have razor burn. Or pumice burn, I guess.
Hm. I think this may be my most embarassing, personal, TMI post ever (that wasn't friends-locked). But hey, isn't that what a public diary is meant to be for?