nothing deep here

Last fall, DC started putting out, at long last, a series of action figures based on Kingdom Come. True to Alex Ross's paintings, the figures are exquisite and detailed. I own the Batman and the Red Robin (Dick Grayson) figures, and between figure-Dick's ass and his obliques and his arms and his little painted long-lashed blue eyes... well, the thought of doing certain things with him has crossed my mind numerous times. He's been saved from ignominious treatment mainly by the logistical difficulty of cleaning an action figure's many joints and crevices afterwards.

Then, on a visit to my local comixshop a few weeks back, I saw this:

( how do they put it? NOT work-safe, school-safe or minors-safe )

Really, you can't make stuff like this up. Or, you could, but you don't need to.