how to accidentally write a story

Over the weekend, I was chatting with jamjar, and -- as will happen in DCU fandom -- an innocuous discussion of archery turned dirty.

( It's like the crack-generator game, only better... )

The story I accidentally wrote (I didn't even realise it fit the format *and* worked as a story until I was formatting this to post) is one of those eleven-word microdrabbles I've admired when others pulled them off and found the prospect of trying to attempt daunting. Nevertheless, here it is, with the chat conversation trimmed away:
Ollie pulls the covers back up and tucks Roy in afterwards.

N.B. If you've written a story for comica_obscura, consider this porny silliness your reward. (And if you're working on a story for the challlenge and not done yet, I won't tell anyone you're procrastinating.)