"if you can't rape your wife..."
Oct. 19th, 2003 10:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buggeryIf you can't make fun of other people's fiction in polite society, what can you make fun of?
Is your own fiction fair game? But what if your fiction isn't any fun to mock?
There is a solution: Write your own badfic.
Beth: we could write badfic using badfic ideas. Lana starts selling ice cream at the talon, only to discover it's clark's spummoni flavored come
Jack: clark ejaculates ice cream? now there's a truly badfic idea.
Beth: well, they freeze it. prolly whip some air into it, so they can use more
Beth: and there could be a deep conflict. sugar cone, or cake cone?
Beth: and lex will save the day by buying a waffle cone maker
Jack: "and in parts 12 through 19 lex will come to terms with the cold sensation of clark coming, which is verrrry traumatic for him because blah blah badficcakes"
Jess: what's a cake cone?
J: ok i am now deeply disturbed
Beth: the regular type cone, flat bottomed one
Jack: the one that's flat-bottomed, jess
Jess: oh, ok
Beth: all the cones would of course, have a cherry on top
Jack: "by part 34 lex realises he can never go back to normal human sex, because in addition to being addicted to clark's sperm [sic], he is now grossed out by warm cum."
Beth: no, no.
Beth: that would be part 59
Erica has joined this chat.
Jack: "in parts 36 through 50, clark will lovingly and patiently convinve lex that his own warm human cum isn't gross to clark, and clark actually loves it very much."
Erica: jess says I have to be groggy and evil at the same time.
Jack: great timing, erica.
Beth: awwww
Fox: ERICA!
Fox: *pounce*
Erica: But I might not be very energetic about it.
Erica: *yawn*
Erica: *pounces fox lazily*
Beth: my toes are cold.
Beth: it's time to break out the fuzzy slippers
Jack: i'm trying to decide when and how the Obligatory Badfic Sexual Assault should take place.
If anyone wants to use any of these ideas, I believe they're all up for grabs... but be warned, they have been mocked in advance.
Is your own fiction fair game? But what if your fiction isn't any fun to mock?
There is a solution: Write your own badfic.
Beth: we could write badfic using badfic ideas. Lana starts selling ice cream at the talon, only to discover it's clark's spummoni flavored come
Jack: clark ejaculates ice cream? now there's a truly badfic idea.
Beth: well, they freeze it. prolly whip some air into it, so they can use more
Beth: and there could be a deep conflict. sugar cone, or cake cone?
Beth: and lex will save the day by buying a waffle cone maker
Jack: "and in parts 12 through 19 lex will come to terms with the cold sensation of clark coming, which is verrrry traumatic for him because blah blah badficcakes"
Jess: what's a cake cone?
J: ok i am now deeply disturbed
Beth: the regular type cone, flat bottomed one
Jack: the one that's flat-bottomed, jess
Jess: oh, ok
Beth: all the cones would of course, have a cherry on top
Jack: "by part 34 lex realises he can never go back to normal human sex, because in addition to being addicted to clark's sperm [sic], he is now grossed out by warm cum."
Beth: no, no.
Beth: that would be part 59
Erica has joined this chat.
Jack: "in parts 36 through 50, clark will lovingly and patiently convinve lex that his own warm human cum isn't gross to clark, and clark actually loves it very much."
Erica: jess says I have to be groggy and evil at the same time.
Jack: great timing, erica.
Beth: awwww
Fox: ERICA!
Fox: *pounce*
Erica: But I might not be very energetic about it.
Erica: *yawn*
Erica: *pounces fox lazily*
Beth: my toes are cold.
Beth: it's time to break out the fuzzy slippers
Jack: i'm trying to decide when and how the Obligatory Badfic Sexual Assault should take place.
If anyone wants to use any of these ideas, I believe they're all up for grabs... but be warned, they have been mocked in advance.
