tricked-out treat

[buggery]

I wasn't going to lemming into this (yes, Jenn, we can make a verb out of anything), but darnit, it's fun, and I love trick-or-treating. Or at least I used to. Hmm...

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
Jack buggery goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Apollo, the better to get into the Midnighter's pants.
bexless tricks you! You get a penny.
dammitcarl tricks you! You get a piece of paper.
jcalanthe tricks you! You get a wet rag.
jmtorres gives you 1 teal lime-flavoured miniature candy bars.
liviapenn gives you 8 dark green strawberry-flavoured gummies.
pearl_o tricks you! You lose 6 pieces of candy!
rivkat gives you 17 white chocolate-flavoured hard candies.
seperis tricks you! You get a pencil.
sidewinder gives you 2 green strawberry-flavoured wafers.
slodwick tricks you! You lose 17 pieces of candy!
buggery ends up with 5 pieces of candy, a penny, a piece of paper, a wet rag, and a pencil.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
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Somehow, I just know all the candy I have left is the white-chocolate stuff. I hate white chocolate. And what's with the strawberry theme?

On the bright side, Bex paid me, so I think maybe I'm the one who gave her the trick; and I'll take a wet rag from J anytime. Jess is forgiven if I find Cooperfic on that paper. I know you want me to write, Jenn, enough with the subtle hinting. Jul, don't think I didn't notice that was the same candy I gave you earlier, before Sarah ganked it. And Erica? Bad Erica, no hetsmut for you.

I wonder if the lousy haul is some kind of karmic retribution for trying to steal Apollo's boyfriend.