Jack's House of Buggery

Hee! My husband, ComicBookMan, owns a store in Connecticut called Legends of Superheros... he and his partner, The Other ComicBookGuy, don't look like that at all. They are very clean cut guys who could be doctors or lawyers or work in an advertising agency for all you'd know to look at them (if they weren't standing behind the counter of a comic book store, that is.) Years ago, ComicBookMan wanted to put an ad in the local Yellowpages, which I set about creating in Powerpoint for them. He wanted a tagline, something quotable, to go at the bottom of the ad in italics. "Come on, think of something!" he said to The Other ComicBookGuy, who put down the Price Guide he was perusing and suggested, deadpan, "How about 'We bathe.'?"