oh, what the heck. I stayed quiet about the fanhandling kerfuffle...

[buggery]

For some reason or another, they would read a slash fic or two. They wouldn't like it. But, either because a friend of theirs wrote it or an author they liked did, they'd keep reading it. And, eventually, they'd learn to like it. They would begin reading solely slash. They would eventually become almost anti-shippers of Spuffy (and any other het pairings) and would be 'converted' entirely to slash. It wasn't their original taste, but they acquired it over time, and came to prefer it over what they'd originally enjoyed. The same was true for writers; almost everyone I read who stopped writing Spuffy didn't go for another het pairing, but went straight to slash.

Ladies, gentlemen, and other denizens of my friends list, meet kantayra and her theory of How Spuffy Traumatized Fandom and Made Fans Gay For Slash.

Lucy was admirably diplomatic: "You seem to have constructed a very elaborate theory here that is hinged on one very simple thing: you don't get slash."

I went a different route: "Congratulations. You have rooted out yet another sub-plot of The Homosexual Agenda. And soon enough we will RECRUIT YOU TOO." And then I appended a "/sarcasm" tag to the end of my comment, and frankly I'm worried that the post's author still may not get it, given the track record displayed just in this post. (Said post goes on and on and on, BTW, without making much if any more sense.)

It almost disturbs me more that so many of the comments are along the lines of "ZOMG you're so analytical I never thought of that" than that anybody would concoct a theory like this to begin with.

Did WAR GAMES turn anybody into a slasher? How about IDENTITY CRISIS, with its message of heterosexual relationships equalling doom? Or maybe it happened back during BRUCE WAYNE: MURDERER?

But wait, slash has been around for a long time. How did the first slashers get traumatised into it? Maybe it was seeing Kirk lose his space-babe-of-the-week week after week...

Comments

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, I can be the first to admit it:

*stands up bravely, clears throat* My name is Zeelee, and Bill Willingham's run on ROBIN turned me into a slasher.

...

In all seriousnes, if I see Veronica/Logan compared to Spike/Buffy one more time I may have to go out and kill small defenseless animals.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Bill Willingham's [sic] run on ROBIN turned me into a slasher.

Nonsense. If anyone had come to us that way, that would mean that something good had come of Willinghamfucktard's desecration of the title. And, since Dan Didio is infallible, the universe would end (all due props to Kevin Smith for originating Dogma-logic cosmology).

I think I'm glad I know even less about VM than I do about HP.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Nooooo. People keep saying that, but it's such a wonderful show! With lovely, violent slashy boys and teenagers that are *more* fucked-up than the DCU kids! Sadly, it just has a lot of really, really moronic fans. *sigh*

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

Willinghamfucktard made me write Bruce/Tim. Other than that, I got nothin'.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I got nothin' either.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd still rather watch Chuck Dixon beat the snot out of Willinghamfucktard than do any violence to him myself. And not simply because I'm a pacifist (though there's that); there's a certain poetry to the notion.