Merry Ficmas...

[buggery]

...to all some, specifically those of a DC-comics bent who aren't squicked by villain pairings in general or either of these blokes in particular.

Hey, neither yuletide nor jbbs are up quite yet, so what better time to post? I ask you.


A week ago, thete1, monkeycrackmary and brown_betty were passing the crack-pipe round chatting about 'One Year Later' and what it might mean for various characters. (Read more...) or ignore the fake-cut link to the posted log and just read the relevant portion here:

[01:10] Mary: It's One Year Later... Hush is Catwoman.
[01:10] Mary: It's One Year Later... Hush is Aquaman.
[...]
[01:15] Te: AND ALSO SLADE
[01:15] Te: He renames himself Slash, and thus excuses the fact that I keep typing that anyway for 'Slade.'
[01:15] Mary: It's One Year Later... Slade is the entire cast of the Titans.
[01:15] Mary: AHAHAHA.
[01:15] Mary: SLASH IS THE NAME OF THE SLADE/HUSH PAIRING
[01:16] Mary: I DEMAND IT BE SO.

So, quite naturally (oh, come on, have you read anything by Mary? Ever? She can make the most forgettable or detestable characters fascinating and endearing) I said, "So is Mary going to write some Slash? Because now I want it."



That isn't *quite* what happened...

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Nomination


"So what *should* I call you?"

"I'd say 'Hush,' but you have a point about ...context. I won't call you Deathstroke. Other than for business purposes."

"Slade."

"Ah, yes."

"So shall I call you Tommy, or are we past that?"

"Well, you could call me 'Roy'..."

"I what?"

"It really is impressive that you've gotten far enough under the bandages to find hair to yank. And don't think that your penchant for redheads with big guns has escaped notice."

"Are you going to talk all night, or are you going to suck me? I have *work* I could be doing."

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I would just like to point out for the record that this is SQUARELY MARY'S FAULT.




Most of Jack's other DCU stories are not quite so crack-addled
No promises about crack levels in non-DCU stories by the Jack

Comments

[chevauchee.livejournal.com]

"Are you going to talk all night, or are you going to suck me? I do have work I could be doing."

See now, that's what I like. A man who knows how to prioritize!

Also? I think everyone short of Bruce's id was accused of being Hush in that convo. And I'm not willing to rule out Bruce's id without a good alibi.

[chevauchee.livejournal.com]

Also x 2: I made coffee so I could stay up for JBBS. I think it's intervention time?