Now in three fondlable dimensions!

There still aren't any DC Direct (or even Mattel) action figures for Static Shock (yeah, I'm still on about that show. I promise I'll get back to Batman and his fucked-up family soon, okay?). There may never be.

But.

( look what I got! )

Now if only there were a matching Gear figure. Virgil looks like he's imagining Richie is there on his knees already...