yes, this is what I do with my time
Oct. 23rd, 2002 03:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buggeryI owe fanfiction survey results, yes, I know. I've been working on them, honest, but it takes time (plus I'm ridiculously anal, which hardly expedites matters). But! In my own defence, I've been writing. And inciting others to write.
So the one that's actually been draining my time isn't done, yet. I may post part of it later in the week. In the meantime,
The Smallville Slash Short Story You Already Know
They were just sitting in the loft, like a thousand other times, and he grinned at Lex's latest quip, holding his gaze maybe a moment too long, when suddenly, finally, Lex kissed him; and before Clark knew it his jeans were around his ankles and he was coming in Lex's mouth; and when the white-out cleared he was on his back on the couch, two of Lex's fingers in him, stretching, then three, then Lex slid into him and fucked his virgin ass until he was screaming Clark's name and shooting hot hot semen inside him; and then he held Lex while they both cried; and somehow all their secrets came out; and they slept in each others' arms.
The end.
Lookit that, so short it didn't need a cut-tag.
And yes, I am quite, quite mad.
So the one that's actually been draining my time isn't done, yet. I may post part of it later in the week. In the meantime,
The Smallville Slash Short Story You Already Know
They were just sitting in the loft, like a thousand other times, and he grinned at Lex's latest quip, holding his gaze maybe a moment too long, when suddenly, finally, Lex kissed him; and before Clark knew it his jeans were around his ankles and he was coming in Lex's mouth; and when the white-out cleared he was on his back on the couch, two of Lex's fingers in him, stretching, then three, then Lex slid into him and fucked his virgin ass until he was screaming Clark's name and shooting hot hot semen inside him; and then he held Lex while they both cried; and somehow all their secrets came out; and they slept in each others' arms.
The end.
Lookit that, so short it didn't need a cut-tag.
And yes, I am quite, quite mad.
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The Smallville Slash Short Story You Already Know
Date: 2002-10-23 07:17 am (UTC)I wonder exactly how many people write this every day? I mean I like to read the same basics (really I do!), but I bet there are some people out there who just take 5 random Clex fics and tape pieces together or something, 'cos you do read this an awful lot (well sometimes they're just a tad longer).
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Date: 2002-11-15 12:41 pm (UTC)I never need to read another fic. I'm just going to print this out and carry it around in my pocket whenever I need a porn fix, I'll just pull it out and read it. Maybe I'll even get it laminated so it will last forever.
Anyway, what is it with that barnfic anyway? My friend asked for cliche fic and I was all 'Oh! Barnsmut! Right on it." It's like, unless yu're really smart you can't help but fall prey to those longing looks they give each other up there.
But I love your distilled bit, really it's all one needs for the barn setting, now we can all move on to something more original.
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Date: 2004-09-05 11:55 am (UTC)I'll bet you could win an award with this somewhere. Smallville recs, for example. I think those are all pretty much like that.
hm
Date: 2006-02-14 08:35 am (UTC)I am amused.