Like I was going to resist THIS meme?

[buggery]

Because I'm basically just not reading my friends' LJs of late (yes, I suck, I know), or anybody else's, I first came across this in leetal's LJ. Leetal got it via ceruleancat and adamlizz, who credit raijahn's LJ as where they first saw it, but Raijain points to dolimir and aelora as the source... and I'm not going to hunt any further back than that.

Anyway, the meme:

1. If you were writing a comic book about me would I be a hero or villain?
2. What would my hero or villain be called?
3. What would my super powers be?
4. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
5. Would I have a sidekick, and if so what would they be called?
6. How did I get my powers?
7. Describe my costume.
8. What is my weakness?

Whilst I'm about it, here's another link -- work-safe but not drink-safe:
This makes so much sense.

Te pointed me to that one. Yes, she's still around, she just needs a break. Meanwhile, if you're looking for a daily Bat-fix, why not try Jack's shiny new DC Comix People LJ Filter? It's still very much a work in progress (i.e., there are still people who ought to be on it but are not, and yes, nominations are accepted and appreciated) but it beats sitting around moping about there being no new porn.

Links. They really do make the internet go 'round.

Comments

[adamlizz.livejournal.com]

You would be a hero. Your name would be Buggery. You will go around exaplaining to people why it's good and why they should a, do it, and b, write about it. Your arch nemesisesss would be people who say it's BADEVILWRONG. You would smite them with a giant glowing buttplug. Your sidekick, Lubeboy, fondly referred to as Lubey, gave you your super powers which he recieved from an old [insert ethnic group here] man, in a dark bathroom stall in a smokey club. No further details are known in canon.

I'll shut up now.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Bee hee HEE!

I love you, Adam.

::looks at Wand of Enabling in post icon:: Hey, you know, that *could* be a buttplug...

[insert ethnic group here]

::howling laughing::

[adamlizz.livejournal.com]

*licks jack*

[thete1.livejournal.com]

1. If you were writing a comic book about me would I be a hero or villain?

*ehehehee* Anti-hero. You're a Jack with a past, a past that can never be known.

2. What would my hero or villain be called?

You HAVE to be The Jack.

3. What would my super powers be?

On top of your obsessive and frightening degree of physical training, you have mysteeeerious mental powers that even you don't fully understand. You just know that people's gender identity has a habit of falling apart in your presence.

4. Who would be my arch-nemesis?

Tough call. I'd have to get back to you on that one. ;-)

5. Would I have a sidekick, and if so what would they be called?

Ambiguous Boi!

6. How did I get my powers?

In a one-in-a-million accident. You were talking with the DJ at a club, standing by the speakers, when a rain of giant space hail hit the city. The rocks were made of some material modern science can't yet identify, but the effects of the powerful thumping bass on the... um... vibration... thing... DON'T QUESTION.

7. Describe my costume.

FABulous.

8. What is my weakness?

Ambiguous Boi. ;-)

I'm looking for a sidekick. And I'm looking at you.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

::DIES NINE TIMES::

You just know that people's gender identity has a habit of falling apart in your presence.

::innocent look::

8. What is my weakness?

Ambiguous Boi. ;-)

You know, I notice that Ambiguous Boi bears an uncanny resemblance to a certain Te of my acquaintance...

Re: I'm looking for a sidekick. And I'm looking at you.

[thete1.livejournal.com]

*dresses Dick up in my clothes*

"I'm sure I don't know what you mean, The Jack!"

Dick: "I thought she or possibly he LIKED me..."

[unlovablehands.livejournal.com]

There's nothing quite as funny as a randomly placed Magical Girl Transformation sequence. Er. *eyes icon* Except maybe "Kon has two daddies."