Writing Update (it's Jump-On-Bandwagons Day!)

[buggery]

To everyone who responded to my which-story-should-Jack-write-next poll awhile ago, thank you, the Bruce/Jason story has the working title "In Unfavourable Circumstances" and continues to be worked on.

I'm updating about my progress on a different story today, though.

Thanks to Ang's recent post about genderswap fic, I'm back at work on an old WIP from last year, in which some of the Kryptonite fallout Jeph Loeb sprinkled all over the Superman/Batman title turns Kon female.


Story: girl!Kon (wow, that needs a better working title)

Words added: 204
Words total: 6269


Story-related chatporn-y silliness:

Te: Kon: "Don't you have a GIRLFRIEND?"

Tim: "Kon --"

Kon: "Who is a GIRL?"

Tim: "We... I..."

Kon: "AUGH. GO AWAY AND LET ME WANK. ALONE. WITH MY HORRIBLE TERRIFYING GIRL PARTS."

Jack:
kon: 'just, um, leave that t-shirt you were wearing?'
tim: [0.0]
kon: 'oh, c'mon, i won't get chick jizz on it or anything!'
tim: [faintly green]
kon: 'i just... it smells like you.'

Te: CHICK. JIZZ.

Jack: mmm, chickjizz.

Te: <3333 KON

Jack: actually less-scary-to-tim terminology than 'pussy juices'

Comments

[mtgat]

Music-related: I desperately must make a "Gayest Iguana Ever" icon at some point.

*thought Tim was supposed to be a girl, too* *was apparently confused*

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*quietly hyperventilates with anticipation*

[some-stars.livejournal.com]

*SQUEEBLE*

I...await this EAGERLY. And I *almost* feel bad for Tim. Heh.

[brownbetty]

It's Kryptonite? ...I thought it was crack cocaine. so confused.

[flying-anteater.livejournal.com]

SQUEEE!

I’ve always wanted a genderswap fic where the non-swapped partner has a hard time dealing because he always preferred his partner in his original male form. The whole “I had to see him as female in order to like him as male” thing always weirded me out.

(That’s what this is, right? I’m not just projecting the story I’ve always wanted onto you?)

*Bounces in anticipation*

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. Kon would SO say chick jizz. And be horribly crude and horrify Tim all the time and--I want a girl Kon of my very own!

la la la

[shrift.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'm snorfing at girl!Kon, because he totally would be himself, but with tits. Be him? Do him? Feed him soup? Take him bra shopping and then go watch Hong Kong movies from Netflix? Who possibly could decide?

Kon: "Wait. You know how to do this? With a GIRL?"
Tim: *sigh* "...yes."
Kon: "Oh. Huh."
Tim: "I've dated girls. As in, more than one."
Kon: "Oh."
Tim: "Yeah." *squints* *thinks* *touches*
Kon: "Oh!"
Tim: "Any constructive criticism?"
Kon: *grabs Tim's hand, moves it 2mm left* "FUCK YEAH!"
Tim: "Heh."
Kon: "So what can you do with your cock?" *jumps*
Tim: "Oh."

[amarin-rose.livejournal.com]

I'd totally forgotten about this WIP of yours until now -- and I've sort of got my own bunny for Girl!Kon. It's mostly crack (surprise, surprise /snark) and it might never be finished, but hopefully yours will?