Writing Update (it's Jump-On-Bandwagons Day!)

[buggery]

To everyone who responded to my which-story-should-Jack-write-next poll awhile ago, thank you, the Bruce/Jason story has the working title "In Unfavourable Circumstances" and continues to be worked on.

I'm updating about my progress on a different story today, though.

Thanks to Ang's recent post about genderswap fic, I'm back at work on an old WIP from last year, in which some of the Kryptonite fallout Jeph Loeb sprinkled all over the Superman/Batman title turns Kon female.


Story: girl!Kon (wow, that needs a better working title)

Words added: 204
Words total: 6269


Story-related chatporn-y silliness:

Te: Kon: "Don't you have a GIRLFRIEND?"

Tim: "Kon --"

Kon: "Who is a GIRL?"

Tim: "We... I..."

Kon: "AUGH. GO AWAY AND LET ME WANK. ALONE. WITH MY HORRIBLE TERRIFYING GIRL PARTS."

Jack:
kon: 'just, um, leave that t-shirt you were wearing?'
tim: [0.0]
kon: 'oh, c'mon, i won't get chick jizz on it or anything!'
tim: [faintly green]
kon: 'i just... it smells like you.'

Te: CHICK. JIZZ.

Jack: mmm, chickjizz.

Te: <3333 KON

Jack: actually less-scary-to-tim terminology than 'pussy juices'

Comments

[mtgat]

Music-related: I desperately must make a "Gayest Iguana Ever" icon at some point.

*thought Tim was supposed to be a girl, too* *was apparently confused*

[buggery.livejournal.com]

No, the crack necessary to turn *Tim* female -- having no alien DNA, he's not vulnerable the way Kon is to Kryptonite mishaps -- I leave to other writers.

[sharpest_rose.livejournal.com]

If a writer wrote a Robin genderswitch story set during the just-pre-WG era, it could be a beautiful thing:

Steph: I bet I'm the first really hot boy in history with a caesarian scar.
Tim: This is going to do wonders for my relationship with my father. "Don't worry, Dad." "My life will be normal now, Dad." "Oh, Dad, can you drive me to the store for a training bra?"
Steph: You're too old for a training bra, sweetie.

Meanwhile...

Nightwing: *gets used to new centre of balance*
Birds: *stare raptly at graysoncam monitor*
Helena: I'm choosing not to examine what it says about me that the female Dick looks like she could be my sister.
Babs: It was always 'keep it in the family' with you two anyway. Quit blocking my line of sight.

Meanwhile meanwhile...

Red Hood: I don't know how, I don't know why, but I'm blaming Bruce anyway.

[thete1.livejournal.com]

*SHRIEKS AND DIES DIES DIES*

Jack: "You... look just like your mother..."

Tim: "I --"

Jack: *spirals into angstfest*

Dana: *rolls eyes, calls up Valkyries*

*

Helena: "Are you sure this doesn't make us gay?"

Babs and Dinah: "Yes."

Nightwing: *showers, obliviously*

*

Blackbird: "Whoa. TITS."

RH: "Fucking SHUT UP."

Blackbird: *ATTACK*

RH: "Wait... you... I thought you were..."

Blackbird: *appreciative noises*

RH: "Yeah, nevermind."

[buggery.livejournal.com]

I GOT COMMENT PORN. I WIN.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Your mind is brilliant and I want to lick it and poor Dick would wind up in one of the Birds' costumes because none of his own would fit him.

"I can't believe I'm wearing the Batgirl uniform again. I'm too old for this."

"You were too old for it the first time, Cheesecake Wonder. Now... pick up that pen I dropped for me, would you?"

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

No, no, no! He'd wind up back in the original Elvis!Nightwing costume because it's cleavage-ready to begin with.

(And I can't believe I actually have a comics cleavage icon to go with this post.)

[buggery.livejournal.com]

The comics-cleavage icon is REQUISITE.

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*quietly hyperventilates with anticipation*

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Don't hyperventilate, Ruby! Or I might have to give you mouth-to-mouth!

Hey, wait. No down-side...

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*giggles with delight*

And, the comments to this post are the Best Things In Modern History.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

No, I'm pretty sure that's still the comments on Mary's Robins-in-a-room post. But these comments make for pretty spiffy runners-up.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

You saying just the words CHICK JIZZ don't do it for you? *g*

[some-stars.livejournal.com]

*SQUEEBLE*

I...await this EAGERLY. And I *almost* feel bad for Tim. Heh.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Tim is a trooper. And a good soldier.

Which is to say he has no background to help him deal.

[brownbetty]

It's Kryptonite? ...I thought it was crack cocaine. so confused.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Kryptonite is the one that comes with the label,

WARNING! DO NOT INGEST, IGNITE OR INHALE.
NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN CRACK PIPE.

[flying-anteater.livejournal.com]

SQUEEE!

I’ve always wanted a genderswap fic where the non-swapped partner has a hard time dealing because he always preferred his partner in his original male form. The whole “I had to see him as female in order to like him as male” thing always weirded me out.

(That’s what this is, right? I’m not just projecting the story I’ve always wanted onto you?)

*Bounces in anticipation*

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Apparently the universe designated me to be the fulfiller of your dream, because that is indeed how the story goes.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. Kon would SO say chick jizz. And be horribly crude and horrify Tim all the time and--I want a girl Kon of my very own!

[buggery.livejournal.com]

I want a girl Kon of my very own!

Funny, my audiencers keep saying the same thing. Poor Tim -- on top of everything else, other people are going to try to steal his boyf-- girlf-- his Kon away.

la la la

[shrift.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'm snorfing at girl!Kon, because he totally would be himself, but with tits. Be him? Do him? Feed him soup? Take him bra shopping and then go watch Hong Kong movies from Netflix? Who possibly could decide?

Kon: "Wait. You know how to do this? With a GIRL?"
Tim: *sigh* "...yes."
Kon: "Oh. Huh."
Tim: "I've dated girls. As in, more than one."
Kon: "Oh."
Tim: "Yeah." *squints* *thinks* *touches*
Kon: "Oh!"
Tim: "Any constructive criticism?"
Kon: *grabs Tim's hand, moves it 2mm left* "FUCK YEAH!"
Tim: "Heh."
Kon: "So what can you do with your cock?" *jumps*
Tim: "Oh."

Re: la la la

[buggery.livejournal.com]

I got MORE COMMENT PORN.

I DOUBLE WIN.

[amarin-rose.livejournal.com]

I'd totally forgotten about this WIP of yours until now -- and I've sort of got my own bunny for Girl!Kon. It's mostly crack (surprise, surprise /snark) and it might never be finished, but hopefully yours will?