Writing Update (it's Jump-On-Bandwagons Day!)

[buggery]

To everyone who responded to my which-story-should-Jack-write-next poll awhile ago, thank you, the Bruce/Jason story has the working title "In Unfavourable Circumstances" and continues to be worked on.

I'm updating about my progress on a different story today, though.

Thanks to Ang's recent post about genderswap fic, I'm back at work on an old WIP from last year, in which some of the Kryptonite fallout Jeph Loeb sprinkled all over the Superman/Batman title turns Kon female.


Story: girl!Kon (wow, that needs a better working title)

Words added: 204
Words total: 6269


Story-related chatporn-y silliness:

Te: Kon: "Don't you have a GIRLFRIEND?"

Tim: "Kon --"

Kon: "Who is a GIRL?"

Tim: "We... I..."

Kon: "AUGH. GO AWAY AND LET ME WANK. ALONE. WITH MY HORRIBLE TERRIFYING GIRL PARTS."

Jack:
kon: 'just, um, leave that t-shirt you were wearing?'
tim: [0.0]
kon: 'oh, c'mon, i won't get chick jizz on it or anything!'
tim: [faintly green]
kon: 'i just... it smells like you.'

Te: CHICK. JIZZ.

Jack: mmm, chickjizz.

Te: <3333 KON

Jack: actually less-scary-to-tim terminology than 'pussy juices'

Comments

[mtgat]

Music-related: I desperately must make a "Gayest Iguana Ever" icon at some point.

*thought Tim was supposed to be a girl, too* *was apparently confused*

[buggery.livejournal.com]

No, the crack necessary to turn *Tim* female -- having no alien DNA, he's not vulnerable the way Kon is to Kryptonite mishaps -- I leave to other writers.

[sharpest_rose.livejournal.com]

If a writer wrote a Robin genderswitch story set during the just-pre-WG era, it could be a beautiful thing:

Steph: I bet I'm the first really hot boy in history with a caesarian scar.
Tim: This is going to do wonders for my relationship with my father. "Don't worry, Dad." "My life will be normal now, Dad." "Oh, Dad, can you drive me to the store for a training bra?"
Steph: You're too old for a training bra, sweetie.

Meanwhile...

Nightwing: *gets used to new centre of balance*
Birds: *stare raptly at graysoncam monitor*
Helena: I'm choosing not to examine what it says about me that the female Dick looks like she could be my sister.
Babs: It was always 'keep it in the family' with you two anyway. Quit blocking my line of sight.

Meanwhile meanwhile...

Red Hood: I don't know how, I don't know why, but I'm blaming Bruce anyway.

[thete1.livejournal.com]

*SHRIEKS AND DIES DIES DIES*

Jack: "You... look just like your mother..."

Tim: "I --"

Jack: *spirals into angstfest*

Dana: *rolls eyes, calls up Valkyries*

*

Helena: "Are you sure this doesn't make us gay?"

Babs and Dinah: "Yes."

Nightwing: *showers, obliviously*

*

Blackbird: "Whoa. TITS."

RH: "Fucking SHUT UP."

Blackbird: *ATTACK*

RH: "Wait... you... I thought you were..."

Blackbird: *appreciative noises*

RH: "Yeah, nevermind."

[buggery.livejournal.com]

I GOT COMMENT PORN. I WIN.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

Your mind is brilliant and I want to lick it and poor Dick would wind up in one of the Birds' costumes because none of his own would fit him.

"I can't believe I'm wearing the Batgirl uniform again. I'm too old for this."

"You were too old for it the first time, Cheesecake Wonder. Now... pick up that pen I dropped for me, would you?"

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

No, no, no! He'd wind up back in the original Elvis!Nightwing costume because it's cleavage-ready to begin with.

(And I can't believe I actually have a comics cleavage icon to go with this post.)

[buggery.livejournal.com]

The comics-cleavage icon is REQUISITE.