Ack! I never meant to imply that they should be fucking on the glass table! Definitely too much risk of accidental evisceration there. (Against it still works. Ahh, Kinetic. Turn around, Lex...)
I'm just saying, if you want the boys bent over some massive piece of furniture, gripping the sides... there's a pool table right there. And it only takes a moment for you (general you writer, not anyone you in particular) to put that lube in the cabinet behind the desk, or in the sideboard the liquor sits atop, or in a hollowed out book on the shelf... see, it's even fun playing hide-the-lube. Also, there's always spit.
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Date: 2002-08-19 11:51 pm (UTC)I'm just saying, if you want the boys bent over some massive piece of furniture, gripping the sides... there's a pool table right there. And it only takes a moment for you (general you writer, not anyone you in particular) to put that lube in the cabinet behind the desk, or in the sideboard the liquor sits atop, or in a hollowed out book on the shelf... see, it's even fun playing hide-the-lube. Also, there's always spit.