fanfic peeve of the week
Aug. 17th, 2002 01:55 amBecause I'm finding myself with plenty enough to gripe about at least once a week.
It's in the details, people:
Lex's desk is glass, not wood; it has metal legs and no drawers; it's really more of a table. The chair behind it is neither padded nor leather. These things are clearly visible in numerous episodes.
Or is there another show people are watching that I've missed out on? From the number of stories in which Lex swivels his leather desk chair for a blowjob, or Clark fetches lube out of the desk drawer, or someone gets bent over his heavy wood desk and grips the sides of it, I'm starting to wonder.
It's in the details, people:
Lex's desk is glass, not wood; it has metal legs and no drawers; it's really more of a table. The chair behind it is neither padded nor leather. These things are clearly visible in numerous episodes.
Or is there another show people are watching that I've missed out on? From the number of stories in which Lex swivels his leather desk chair for a blowjob, or Clark fetches lube out of the desk drawer, or someone gets bent over his heavy wood desk and grips the sides of it, I'm starting to wonder.
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Date: 2002-08-19 11:51 pm (UTC)I'm just saying, if you want the boys bent over some massive piece of furniture, gripping the sides... there's a pool table right there. And it only takes a moment for you (general you writer, not anyone you in particular) to put that lube in the cabinet behind the desk, or in the sideboard the liquor sits atop, or in a hollowed out book on the shelf... see, it's even fun playing hide-the-lube. Also, there's always spit.
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Date: 2002-08-20 02:14 pm (UTC)Also, there's always spit.
I hope you're not suggesting Lex hides that in a hollowed out book on the shelf ??? *BG*
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Date: 2002-08-21 11:26 pm (UTC)