buggery | nothing deep here

Last fall, DC started putting out, at long last, a series of action figures based on Kingdom Come. True to Alex Ross's paintings, the figures are exquisite and detailed. I own the Batman and the Red Robin (Dick Grayson) figures, and between figure-Dick's ass and his obliques and his arms and his little painted long-lashed blue eyes... well, the thought of doing certain things with him has crossed my mind numerous times. He's been saved from ignominious treatment mainly by the logistical difficulty of cleaning an action figure's many joints and crevices afterwards.

Then, on a visit to my local comixshop a few weeks back, I saw this:

[the links just go to the images]

call 1-800-COMIC-BOOK (US & Canada) for a retailer near you, or buy your own figure online
Kingdom Come Flash stands 6" tall

"Lumina" and "Little Zinger" sold separately at Toys in Babeland
Lumina Wand is 6 1/2" long
also check out babeland.com's Ruby Vibe, the perfect accessory to complete your collection

In the spirit of healthy competition, and because I actually prefer to buy from them: Good Vibrations

Really, you can't make stuff like this up. Or, you could, but you don't need to.